GIRL: Beer will get you drunk and bloated. Wine will get you drunk and you’ll have the runs. And tequila will get you drunk and pregnant. [Girl Code 1x01]
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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.And you’re just like your father, so you will.
You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.I’m that girl.
(via masturbationdestination)
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Can you please stop posting photos of Alana( Honey Boo Boo) with the tag #Disgusting and #Ugly?
What’s wrong with you guys? you’re bullying an 7 year old girl, I hope you are proud with yourselves.
Why shouldn’t you play cards with a white girl ?
Because they can’t even deal.
Code #52
No hating on other women that you don’t know.
Ladies, why do we do this? There is no reason to talk badly about a girl that you saw across the room, no reason at all. She is not trying to steal your friends, or your man, or your job, she’s doing her own thing, now walk over, introduce yourself and the two of you could be BFFs in no time. Or just mind your business and leave her alone.
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